Laurel and Hardly-3-Feet-Tall

My little girl has already innovated classic cute quotes like ‘Bemember,’ ‘Lasterday,’ and ‘That’s a-sgusting!” Now she’s partnering with me to create a bona fide joke writing team. Wordplay seems to be our forté (think ‘Who’s on first?’ except with a Nerf bat):

#1
Joker: I want to tell you something.
Jokee: What?
Joker: ‘Something!!’

#2
Joker: Do you know what’s the opposite of ‘yes?’
Jokee: ‘No.’
Joker: Then I’ll ask you again: Do you know what’s the opposite of ‘yes?’
Joker: ‘No!’
Joker: Then I’ll ask you again…
(continue repeating to infinity)

Believe me, this stuff is hilarious if you’re a preschooler.

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