A random rant about sea stars

Marine biologists want us to start calling starfish ‘sea stars,’ because the term ‘starfish’ is too misleading. But they don’t have a problem with jellyfish (which are also not fish), sea cucumbers (which aren’t plants), or seahorses? If we’re going to get all literal-minded, those names are confusing as hell.

And what about jumbo shrimp?! Ba-dum-bump!